January 2008
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Am I the only native New Yorker who truly has no interest in Broadway plays or concerts that don’t involve Billy Joel? It’s starting to seem so. I don’t know…I feel like, when in the greatest city in the world, why waste your time seeing cheesy people burst out into cheesy songs at cheesy moments? I’d rather go to the Met and see priceless works of art that have...
Boo.
I have bronchitis :(.
I need a gay guy friend.
I’ve come to the wondrous decision that I need a gay guy BFF to come with me to the nail salon, mall, live in my house, whatever. SOMEBODY PLEASE BE THIS GAY GUY AND CONTACT ME ASAP!
Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard. She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: “That’s...
Dirty screen? →
Cloverfield
AMAZING.
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“Open minded people are more likely to purchase a Mac, according to a new survey released by Mindset Media. The company interviewed 7500 people and found that liberal thinkers were 60 percent more likely to buy a Mac. These same people were also less modest and more sure of their own superiority than the rest of the population. Mindset Media places these ‘enlightened’ people into...
Apparently this is going to be the next big thing... →
I don’t think it’s that funny, though. Whatevs.
REJOICE!
MY THREE WEEK ENGLISH CLASS ENDED TODAY, CULMINATING IN A 50-QUESTION FINAL THAT TOOK ME 15 MINUTES!
“With our love, we could save the world.”
– George Harrison
OH! OH!
MY FRIENDS REALLY DO GET ME BETTER GIFTS THAN MY PARENTS! CHELSEA GOT ME AN iTRIP SO NOW I CAN LISTEN TO GEORGIE IN MY CAR! Georgie is my iPod.
A tribute to Martha.
FYI.
The paper I handed in kept up the phenomenal average. I got an A on it. This is pretty ridiculous, right?
RapeX F.A.Q. →
Scroll down a little. Where else can you find “Won’t the rapist kill me?” in an F.A.Q. section?!
“Turn on, tune in, drop out.”
– Timothy Leary
Not So Bad?
My average in that three-week English course is an A. Let’s hope the paper I handed in today keeps up this phenomenal average.
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RAWR
This three-week English course is kicking my ass. I hate having to be up so early. Actually, I definitely think I would have a much easier time if I wasn’t working and going to school at the same time. Blegh. So, as I solemnly start my routine trek out to Suffolk County Community College, I bid thee farewell.
“I was alone, I took a ride, I didn’t know what I would find there. ...”
– Paul McCartney
Michael Scott, you can now begin your life. →
“An alarm clock that wakes you up with the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon.”
“Hold your head up, silly girl. Look what you’ve done!”
– Paul McCartney
Website "dedicated" to one of my "passions." →
Scouring the globe for “grammatical errors” involving misused “quotation marks.”
Happy New Year!
Let’s have an amazing 2008.